Welcome to Lara's hale (HAH-lay, house)!
Aloha nõ! My name is Lara, or in Hawaiian, it would be `Aumakua. Waltz through Lara's Palace, but take off your slippahs before you come in. Please don't knock over any statues or feed the animals. And don't take any lava rocks, lest you ignite the huhu wela loa (very hot anger!) of Pele! If you lose your way, just look for the flaming goddess altar and it will take you home.